Sunday, September 30, 2007 

Thousands of phony soldiers kick Rush's ass

As you can see above several phony soldiers are getting ready to kick Rush Limbaugh's big fat chickenshithawk ass. Thats right Rush, the only phony soldiers we know of are the thousands of phony arms and legs, otherwise known as prosthetics, replacing the limbs blown off of our real fighting soldiers in these immoral wars. Up your meds and lance that boil on your brain.

Army of Dude wants to talk to you, along with most of reality based America and the entire real Armed Forces. They'll be looking for you for the rest of your rotten misbegotten born days. Run little wingnut, run...

Monday, September 17, 2007 

Boehner's small price to pay...for his tan

Yes don't worry, John Boehner (R-Crocodile Tears) thinks paying $400 for green fees a pop is just a "small price to pay" for his perpetual tan. He thinks our soldiers lives are an even smaller price to pay.

This goddamn sniveling chickenhawk served a whopping 8 whole weeks in the Navy in 1968 before being discharged for an alleged "bad back".

On the topic of his only serving 8 weeks in the Navy but naturally with no combat duty my friend Evabaruk astutely observed:

"wow that's an extended tour amongst repubs"